Not Dog Time Machine Page

Hey, they're. Not Dog, here. I need to travel back in time to 1985 to deliver an incredibly important message to my third grade self. Come on! Let's go. Time machine. Slimy. Slime. Duck! Ew! Wireless headphones! Jump! I need a pair of those. The bean filled boo. Dodge Right! A squishy. Duck! Rubber band loom. Jump! A smartphone. Duck! 2010. A DVD player? Jump! A flip phone. Duck! A happy sponge. Dodge right! Rubber plastic clogs. Jump! What? No jibbitz? 2000. Sour gummy worms. Dodge left. I prefer Swedish Fish. Inline skates. Jump! Butterfly clips. Duck! A portable cd player. Jump! Teenage Not Dog. I'm seventh grade, Not Dog. Dodege left! Hi, me! A pager. Jump! A magic 3D poster. Dodge left. I can never see what's hidden in those things. 1990. Scrunchies. Dodge right. Those are totally back in. A VHS tape. Jump! Floppy disks. Dodge left! I need one of those. As if. A cabbage kid doll. Jump! A calculator watch. Dodge left! A Boom box. Jump! Totally righteous, dude. 1985. There she is! It's me in the third grade. Hey, little, Not Dog. I have an important message for you. Whatever you do, do not eat the purple cupcake. It is going to turn you. Hi, me Not Dog. Huh. I guess I'm too late. You want some? No, thanks. OK. Is it good? Aha. I tryed. [UPBEAT MUSIC]