If I Were Not A GoNoodler Page

[TRUMPET BLOWING] (SINGING) If I were not a GoNoodler I'll tell you what I'd be If I were not a GoNoodler A carpenter would be me And as you pass me by This is what you'd hear me cry Two by four Now, nail it to the floor, bam! Two by four Now nail it to the floor, bam! If I were not a GoNoodler I'll tell you what I'd be If I were not a GoNoodler A race car driver would be me And as you pass me by This is what you'd hear me cry I'm driving down the lane, totally insane I'm driving down the lane, totally insane Two by four Now nail it to the floor, bam1 Two by four Now nail it to the floor, bam! If I were not a GoNoodler I'll tell you what I'd be If I were not a GoNoodler A valley girl would be me And as you pass me by This is what you'd hear me cry Like, totally For sure I just got a manicure Like, totally For sure I just got a manicure I'm driving down the lane, totally insane I'm driving down the lane, totally insane Two by four Now nail it to the floor, bam! Two by four Now nail it to the floor, bam! If I were not a GoNoodler I'll tell you what I'd be If I were not a GoNoodler [BEAT BOXING] And birds and cats And birds and cats And cats and birds Cats and birds Like, totally For sure I just got a manicure Like, totally For sure I just got manicure I'm driving down the lane, totally insane I'm driving down the lane, totally insane Tow by four Now nail it to the floor, bam! Two by four Now nail it to the floor, bam! If I were not a GoNoodler I'll tell you what I'd be If I were not a GoNoodler A granny would be me And as you pass me by This is what you'd hear me cry Don't cry Have some pie Come give me a kiss, mwah Don't cry Have some pie Come give me a kiss, mwah [BEAT BOXING] Like, totally For sure I just got a manicure Like, totally For sure I just got the manicure I'm driving down the lane, totally insane I'm driving down the lane, totally insane Two by four Now nail it to the floor, bam! Two by four Now nail it to the floor, bam! Ooh! (SPEAKING) Oh, honey, you're such a good-- Mr. Cat Man wants to be a professional catsketball player. Meow. Ooh! He's good. That's pretty good. Oh, nice try, sonny. Bye. What do you want to be? You could be anything. [BEAT BOXING] [MOOSE GRUNT]