Indoor Recess: Nerdy By Nature Page

Indoor Recess, Nerdy by Nature. Hi, I'm Coach Terry. You can call me Coach Terry. You can call this Indoor Recess. You can also call it The Blazer Fresh Fan Club. I don't know about you nerds, but Coach Terry is obsessed with Blazer Fresh. Let's get down, get nerdy, and get schooled. Yeehaw. Banana Banana Meatball Yeah. Turn, turn, turn, turn it up. Nerdy by nature, turn, turn, turn it up. Patterns in the air, patterns everywhere Patterns made of shapes, patterns made of grapes Patterns on a cheetah, patterns on my feet-ah Patterns in the app, patterns in this rap Yo (Scratching) Make a pattern, make a pattern Let's make a pattern, alright, cool Make a pattern, make a pattern Let's make a pattern, okay, here's one Banana, banana, meatball Banana, banana, meatball Banana, banana, meatball Banana, banana, meatball Banana, banana, meatball Banana, banana, meatball You got it, turn it up now (scratching) Make a pattern, make pattern Let's make a pattern Alright Make a pattern, make pattern Let's make a pattern Okay, here's one Nod, clap, shake yo hips Nod, clap, shake yo hips Nod, clap, shake yo hips Nod, clap, shake yo hips Nod, clap, shake yo hips Nod, clap, shake yo hips Bring it back, come on y'all Make a pattern, make a pattern Let's make a pattern Alright Make a pattern, make a pattern Let's make a pattern Okay, here's one Loud, loud, quiet, quiet Loud, loud, quiet, quiet Loud, loud, quiet, quiet Loud, loud, quiet, quiet Loud, loud, quiet, quiet Loud, loud, quiet, quiet Patterns when I walk, patterns when I talk Patterns in my brain, patterns down the drain Patterns on my nail, patterns on a snail Patterns on the wall going straight into my eyeballs Plaids and zig zags, stripes and spots Spirals, tiles, tater tots Everywhere I look these patterns emerge And then I start to get this funny urge To make a pattern, make a pattern Let's make a pattern Alright Make a pattern, make a pattern Let's make a pattern Okay, last one Elbow, stomach, stomach, elbow Elbow, stomach, stomach, elbow Elbow, stomach, stomach, elbow Elbow, stomach, stomach, elbow Elbow, stomach, stomach, elbow Elbow, stomach, stomach, elbow Patterns in the air, patterns everywhere Patterns made of shapes, patterns made of grapes Patterns on a cheetah, patterns on my feet-ah Patterns in the app, patterns in this rap One more time, yeah Make a pattern, make a pattern Let's make a pattern Alright Make a pattern, make a pattern Let's make a pattern Child I'm like totally obsessed with patterns. Man My name meme's actually pattern. Anywhere you look you can see a pattern and point it right out. You just gotta be payin' attention. Getcha money right. Blazer Fresh. Not cracka. Dollars to the sky. You better getcha money right Yeah, getcha getcha money right You better getcha money right Yeah, getcha getcha money right Green like a traffic light So you can getcha money right Get a million like a megabyte Y'all getcha money right Pennies, nickels and dimes are lookin' mighty fine A penny's one cent, a nickel has five A dime's ten cents and a quarters twenty five When they adds up to a hundred, you got a dollar, yo I got all of my money right, it's like I won the lottery When I have five pennies it adds up to a nickel But I need ten nickels for a fifty cent pickle If I have two nickels it's as much as a dime Fifty dimes is five dollars, yo, I hit the big time Lincoln on the penny is the only one that's brown By time FDR and George got the silver down You better getcha money right Yeah, getcha getcha money right You better getcha money right Yeah, getcha getcha money right Getcha green like a traffic light So you can getcha money right Getcha million like a megabyte Yo, getcha money right Think I'm gettin' better at stackin' all this cheddar A stack of 25 pennies is worth a quarter A stack of five nickels same amount One is shorter Ten dimes and four quarters are worth a dollar bill I got my money right Yo, I got mad financial skill If I need to buy deodorant for my arm pit Three dollars fifty cents, I would like to purchase it I got four dollars so how much do I get back Fifty cents in change man, put that in your back pack Lincoln on the penny's the only one that's brown By time FDR and George got the silver down You better getcha money right Yeah, getcha getcha money right Getcha money right Yeah, getcha getcha money right Getcha green like a traffic light So you can getcha money right Getcha million like a megabyte Yo, getcha money right Getcha money right Yeah, getcha getcha money right Getcha money right Yeah, getcha getcha money right Green like a traffic light So you can getcha money right A million like a megabyte Yo, getcha money right How much is a penny, yo Once cent How much is a nickel though Five cents How much is a dime worth Ten cents I gotta a quarter in my man purse Twenty five cents Now I got a hundred pennies You gotta dollar Twenty nickels nerds You gotta a dollar What about my ten dimes You gotta dollar Four quarters is some sweet rhyme You gotta dollar Yeah getcha getcha money right Getcha money right Yeah, getcha getcha money right You better getcha money right Yeah, getcha getcha money right Your chicken, your cheddar, your cheese You better getcha money right Yeah, getcha getcha money right You better getcha money right Yeah, getcha getcha money right Green like a traffic light So you can getcha money right A million like a megabyte Go go go go Uh uh getcha money Uh uh getcha money Get get getcha money Better get get getcha money right Four quarters, ten dimes, twenty nickels Don't read like a robot. Let me tell ya a little story, folks. So I was chillin' in class Mindin' by biz When my teacher, she calls on me She says, "It's your turn to read aloud" And like an icy pop I freeze When I open my mouth to speak the words My tongue is in a knot Do I read with expression, not even close I sound like a robot Did you know that tigers have striped skin Not just striped fur And my teacher said, "Flip a switch and read like this" Did you know that tigers have striped skin Not just striped fur Did you know that tigers have striped skin Not just striped fur You gotta read with expression Okay, yes, read with expression I got it Read with expression How am I doin' Don't read like a robot Next day I was loungin' in my room And my mom knocked right on my door She said, "You got a letter from Gramps "He's with Grams in El Salvador" I went to read the letter to myself But my mom opened up her lips She said, "Why not read the letter out loud "I wanna hear about their trip" Hello sonny, we're having a blast Grandma and I went skydiving And my mom said, "Flip a switch and read it like this" Hello sonny, we're having a blast Grandma and I went skydiving Hello sonny, we're having a blast Grandma and I went skydiving You gotta read with expression Yes, read with expression Come on and read with expression Don't read like a robot At school the next day I tried out for the play And I really wanted the main part I practiced the lines over and over again I was nervous, oh man, my heart When it was my turn on stage to read for the role All the blood rushed to my head My tongue twisted up, my knees started to shake You couldn't hear a word I said I'm sitting on a tack, I'm sitting on a tack Ah help, I'm sitting on a tack And my director said, "Flip a switch and read it like this" I'm sitting on a tack, I'm sitting on a tack Ah help, I'm sitting on a tack I'm a try it I'm sitting on a tack, I'm sitting on a tack Ah help, I'm sitting on a tack You gotta read with expression Yes, read with expression Come on and read with expression Don't read like a robot Now when I read anything out loud I do it with passion and flair No more mumbly words and silly murmurs I'm chill, not all crazy and scared I used to read like a robot All my words sound exactly the same But now I read with expression Yo, that's my claim to fame You gotta read with expression Read with expression Read with expression Don't read like a robot You gotta read with expression Yes, read with expression Come on and read with expression Don't read like a robot Anybody want a peanut I'll take it. Think like a scientist Man That blazer is very fresh. Uh, let me get my lab coat on. Okay, let's rap now. Think like a scientist Think like a scientist Process in your brain Let's get everybody trying this Think like a scientist Think like a scientist Rule that lab like a fierce science lioness Observe, what, ask a question Hypothesize, propose an answer Experiment, test the question Analyze, bam, look at the results Report, there it is, tell 'em whatcha learned Bring that lab y'all It's bunsen burned Wait, isn't that the scientific method? Yeah, that's just another way of sayin' it. To observe, you ask a question And then start to theorize Make an educated guess about the question In order to hypothesize When you experiment you test the question Then analyze, or study what happened Finally, you can report the results Share it in writing and then start rap Think like a scientist, think like a scientist Put the process in your brain Let's get everybody tryin' this Think like a scientist, think like a scientist Rule that lab, like a fierce science lioness Alright, here's my experiment. What can I use to stop an egg from breaking when it's dropped? Rapper Uh, I don't know. Observe, what's the question Will the bread protect an egg if I drop it Hypothesize, make an educated guess I bet three slices would nicely stop it Experiment, try it out I had to drop a lot of eggs Analyze, I can keep the egg safe With five slices of bread Report, share the data, don't keep it in your head Graphs, pictures and writing earn you real scientist cred I'm a scientist, think like a scientist Process in your brain Let's get everybody tryin' this Think like a scientist, think like a scientist Rule that lab like a fierce science lioness Observe, what, ask a question Hypothesize, hmm, propose an answer Experiment, test the question Analyze, bam, look at the results Report, there it is, tell 'em whatcha learned Bring that lab y'all It's bunsen burned Think like a scientist, think like a scientist Yeah, process in your brain Let's get everybody tryin' this Think like a scientist, think like a scientist Rule that lab like a fierce science lioness Think like a scientist, think like a scientist Put the process in your brain Let's get everybody tryin' this Think like a scientist, think like a scientist Rule that lab like a fierce science lioness Are you gonna eat that? Really just five raw eggs cracked on a loaf of bread. I could put it in the microwave. That's really gross, bro. (laughing) Wooee, I am thinkin' like a scientist. One who gets his money right, reads with expression, and eats banana and meatball hoagies. Yessiree, the only thing missing from Blazer Fresh is me, Coach Terry. ArnStar, sign me up.