Stars Collecting Stars Page

[APPLAUSE] (SINGING) The Star Matic 6,000 can collect more stars than anything or anyone. The Star Mati 6,000 will make me the most famous inventor under the sun. The Star Matic 6,000 is the greatest invention on the planet by a ton. If only it worked, but it will. And when it does-- (SINGING) I'll be a star, a star, a star collecting star. Collecting stars from near and far, I'm a star collecting stars. Zoom left! zoom right! Collect every star in sight. You nab 'em and gram 'em and take 'em to the lab. I'm a star. I'm a star. I'm a star. So what if my invention's not perfect? One day it will be, I know. For now, I just need you to work it. And when I have a moment, I'll tinker and I'll use my thinker, and I'll make it amazing like so. Ladies and gentlemen, I have an important announcement-- the Star O' Matic 6,000 works! (SINGING) 'Cause I'm a star, a star, a star collecting stars. Collecting stars from near and far, I'm a star collecting stars. Zoom front. Zoom back. Avoid a meteor attack. Whoa! (SINGING) They all said I was out of my gourd, but I will win the inventing award. So strap on a jetpack and come aboard 'cause I'm a star. I'm a star! I'm a star! A star collecting stars. I'm the biggest, greatest outer space, a star by far, by far. I'm a star. Woo. By the way, thanks for your help-- not that I needed it. Well, actually, I did, but whatever.